dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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