Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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