Christians are straight up FREAKS
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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