When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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