What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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