I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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