I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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