The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I feel like abortions should bother me more
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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