Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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