You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I should be sponsored by Trojan
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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