Little spoons don't ask big questions
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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