: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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