Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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