The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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