Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I got her a Nickelback box set.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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