ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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