White coat. Heels.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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