i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She told me I should be a condom model.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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