so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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