he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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