I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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