ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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