Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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