Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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