i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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