no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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