Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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