Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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