Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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