There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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