Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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