She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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