you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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