Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Someone came in the potted fern
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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