dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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