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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

My brain says no but my pants say off.

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(510): View more from California

It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.

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(916): View more from California

I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.

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(212): View more from New York

hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...

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(702): View more from Nevada

It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy

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