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Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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