You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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