you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
