did you get engaged???
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
the room spins SO much faster in panama
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize
