I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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