Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
love makes seman taste better
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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