so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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