wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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