I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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