Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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