Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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