Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I forget how to act sober
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