Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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