No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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