News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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