we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He shit in the fireplace
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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