wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Randomize
