It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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