butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Having a random hookup so left but love u
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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