I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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