we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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