he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I will be naked everywhere
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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