He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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