Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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